Read All About It. More juvenile humor, but you go with what you know. I think this headline from FinanceAsia.com would be even funnier if I didn't think it was a deliberate move on the editor's part. No way this is a coincidence.

Bug Springs Eternal. In case you haven't heard, the cicadas are coming. Apparently, every 17 years a certain breed of the little fuckers burrow their way out of the ground simply to annoy and disgust us. Why wasn't I told about this when I moved to Washington? It's not in the brochure.

Spring is usually the nicest part of the year in the District, before the swamp is consumed by Hell and humidity for most of the summer. But this year, in addition to the deep crackle of passing thunderstorms, we'll also be subjected to the otherworldly mating sound of horny insects. Fabulous.

It's About Time. Hello my people. How sad is it that after such a long layoff (which I have been continuously reprimanded for),this link marks my triumphant return to Into The Fold? But it certainly is another one for my "Who Has Time for This?" list. Or at the very least, an addition to my "I Can't Believe Someone is Making Money from This" list.

Either way, I'm jealous.